Sometimes battered hampers

There, you see, nothing was lost in the process of real translation.

Well, I’ll be —!

According to LinkedIn's clever little collector of arbitrary details out of context, my profile is missing a trending skill.

Light relief

The best we can hope for on a Monday is zombie-like efficiency.  This means that although the job will get done efficiently, there will be sacrifices. We normally have to contend with an absence of happiness and severe poetry deprivation.

Mind-blowing

Why would I ever want to contemplate my navel again when I can experience nausea by gazing down the abyss of my own spinal column?

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