I have made the decision not to post this article elsewhere, or to publish other, longer, versions.
One additional remark: No CAT* tools, or actual cats, were harmed during the translation of this book or in the writing of the article. I murdered several gallons of coffee though, I should think.
* CAT is the acronym for Computer Aided Translation. This is probably a very old joke too.
The word in bold appeared in the previous post