Savage day!

I love the ambivalence elicited in me when I saw today’s cartoon from Savage Chickens.
Yes, excellent resolution to adopt!
Notice favourite chicken’s speed of execution.
Notice how clean chicken’s desk is, having scarpered off good and proper.
Can I really pull a stunt like this off?Can you?
I may have to schedule a couple of practice sessions first.
Allison
(desk hugger, daydreaming)